I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.

I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you.

Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swear words.

When I read 'Be real, don't get caught acting,' I thought, 'How the hell do you do that?'.

A well-balanced person has a drink in each hand.

Revolution was written into the U.S. Constitution so it's like they're in a constant state of revolution. But then again, happiness is written into their constitution as well, which makes them pretty unique.

Don't vote, it only encourages them.