I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God, but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do.
Billy ConnollyWhy do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your ass?
Billy ConnollyIn Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it's folded.
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