People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
Billy ConnollyWithout arts programmes there's only reality TV, and reality TV needs the arts to show it what reality is.
Billy ConnollyI think of my life as a series of moments and I've found that the great moments often don't have too much to them. They're not huge, complicated events; they're just magical wee moments when somebody says 'I love you' or 'You're a really good at what you do' or simply 'You're a good person'.
Billy Connolly