Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?

It's my mind, and I reserve the right to change it as often as I like.

I like Salvador Dali and Rene Magritte. I also like the Scottish artist John Byrne, another surrealist.

Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?

I love Scotland and I speak about it a lot, so people think I'm desperate to go back. They just take it upon themselves to say I'm going back, but I'm not. I'd rather concentrate on becoming a citizen of the world.

Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did it too! He'd hit me and shout, 'Have ye had enough?' Had enough? Whit kind of question is that? 'Why, Father, would another kick in the balls be out of the question???'

As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It's something they reserve just for me.