I love Scotland and I speak about it a lot, so people think I'm desperate to go back. They just take it upon themselves to say I'm going back, but I'm not. I'd rather concentrate on becoming a citizen of the world.

I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you.

If I had a hammer, there'd be no more folksingers.

Outgrew the media... The negativity felt like a disease.

I've been very lucky because I've always had movies to do. So if I got bored between shows a movie would turn up.

Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's easy - you simply look under the kilt, and if it's a quarter-pounder, you know it's a McDonald's.

Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally, I think its bollocks!!