Try to catch a trout and experience the glorious feeling of letting it go and seeing it swimming away.

The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one.

I always look skint. When I buy a Big Issue, people take it out of my hand and give me a pound.

I don't aim to offend.

When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you.

I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God, but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do.