I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God, but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do.

Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did it too! He'd hit me and shout, 'Have ye had enough?' Had enough? Whit kind of question is that? 'Why, Father, would another kick in the balls be out of the question???'

I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.

I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce.

I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.

If you give people a chance, they shine.

I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God, but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do.