I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you.

Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.

Outgrew the media... The negativity felt like a disease.

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.

I like Salvador Dali and Rene Magritte. I also like the Scottish artist John Byrne, another surrealist.

I don't think I've ever died on stage. I've had jokes that died on stage. I've told a joke and absolutely nothing. They didn't know it was the end of the joke.

The strangest thing is at tea breaks, or coffee breaks or lunch, you forget you're a zombie. And you're talking about politics to somebody at the table and you forget that you have a bullet hole in your forehead.