I've been very lucky because I've always had movies to do. So if I got bored between shows a movie would turn up.

I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered.

The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one.

Whenever I wear something expensive it looks stolen.

There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.

So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?

If you want to lose a bit of weight, don't eat anything out of a bucket.