I've been very lucky because I've always had movies to do. So if I got bored between shows a movie would turn up.

I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.

There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.

It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.

Wisdom isn't an old guy on top of a mountain in a loin cloth. It isn't an answer. It's a question.

Scotland has the only football team in the world that does a lap of disgrace.