I've been very lucky because I've always had movies to do. So if I got bored between shows a movie would turn up.

I don't think I've ever died on stage. I've had jokes that died on stage. I've told a joke and absolutely nothing. They didn't know it was the end of the joke.

There's no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes.

Don't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're bastards, and they do it on purpose.

I think the longer Britain is in Europe the better.

Wisdom isn't an old guy on top of a mountain in a loin cloth. It isn't an answer. It's a question.

Save the Trees? Trees are the main cause of Forest Fires!