I don't understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I'm amazed what people come up with when they look at them. There's one of a figure with two heads that somebody thought must be a comment on the state of matrimony. None of it is a comment on anything.

When I read 'Be real, don't get caught acting,' I thought, 'How the hell do you do that?'.

People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

Sometimes there's a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I've ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the pinnacle of that tack.

Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.

The zombie sex, I have no idea. It must be like tantric sex.

Wisdom isn't an old guy on top of a mountain in a loin cloth. It isn't an answer. It's a question.