I don't understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I'm amazed what people come up with when they look at them. There's one of a figure with two heads that somebody thought must be a comment on the state of matrimony. None of it is a comment on anything.

Acting is a different discipline. On stage I'm free to say what I please. But the change is very good for ya.

Now, the country is in a terrible state, and you've blamed it on a number of things: Unemployment rate, the value of the pound and all that... wrll, it's because the national anthem is boring.

Never run with scissors or other pointy objects.

I'm not going to throw away the hand of friendship to suit 100 Trotskyites in Glasgow.

I'm one of the school of people who don't do research of the reality of the thing or the unreality of the thing. In all the movies I've done, I've never done any research.

Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?