I don't understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I'm amazed what people come up with when they look at them. There's one of a figure with two heads that somebody thought must be a comment on the state of matrimony. None of it is a comment on anything.

I was brought up as a Catholic. I've got A-level guilt.

If I had a hammer, there'd be no more folksingers.

When I read 'Be real, don't get caught acting,' I thought, 'How the hell do you do that?'.

In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it's folded.

The more you know the less the better.

There's no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes.