American sex shops are the most bizarre. They sell these inflatable dolls, but they also sell just the head -- supposedly for people to drive along the highway with.

Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do.

Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?

The religion in Scotland is one of the most patronising things... after the weather.

I'm not going to throw away the hand of friendship to suit 100 Trotskyites in Glasgow.

Avoid people who say they know the answer. Keep the company of people who are trying to understand the question.

In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it's folded.