American sex shops are the most bizarre. They sell these inflatable dolls, but they also sell just the head -- supposedly for people to drive along the highway with.

I'm not going to throw away the hand of friendship to suit 100 Trotskyites in Glasgow.

When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

I like Salvador Dali and Rene Magritte. I also like the Scottish artist John Byrne, another surrealist.

I loathe hecklers. I haven't got a good syllable to say. When you come out of the club circuit and into the concert hall, they should be gone. There's an element of manners that should tell you that the ticket is dear and it's a different venue.

I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing.

I was brought up a Catholic, for that you get an A level in guilt.