American sex shops are the most bizarre. They sell these inflatable dolls, but they also sell just the head -- supposedly for people to drive along the highway with.

A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brothers got a moustache!"

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

I loved Japan. I used to read a lot about it when I was a child. And I always wanted to go. And it was delightful. I absolutely loved it. What a smashing place.

I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days.

Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint.

Never trust anybody with only one book.