American sex shops are the most bizarre. They sell these inflatable dolls, but they also sell just the head -- supposedly for people to drive along the highway with.

Scotland has the only football team in the world that does a lap of disgrace.

All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers, give a cow a good fright, entangle a Yorkshire terrier for life, and is nasty stuff made by greedy men.

When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the optimism, I wanted to see New York being built. I wanted to see all that, you know.

There's no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes.

Avoid people who say they know the answer. Keep the company of people who are trying to understand the question.