I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.
Billy ConnollyI'd always been scared of people with tertiary education and high intellects in case they found me wanting. I thought they viewed me as just a welder who knew a few jokes.
Billy ConnollyScottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's easy - you simply look under the kilt, and if it's a quarter-pounder, you know it's a McDonald's.
Billy Connolly