Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.

I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.

I don't like the beach. I think we have no business at the beach at all, as a species. We don't belong in the sea. The sea is full of things that bite us, sting us, hurt the soles of our feet, and it's extremely cold. When are we gonna take the hint that the things that live in the sea don't like us?

Revolution was written into the U.S. Constitution so it's like they're in a constant state of revolution. But then again, happiness is written into their constitution as well, which makes them pretty unique.

Acting is a different discipline. On stage I'm free to say what I please. But the change is very good for ya.

Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby. "Is this yours?" she asked "probably" said Paddy "she burns everything else"

Never trust anybody with only one book.