Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swear words.

When you involved in an accident and someone asks "are you alright?" Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

I'm one of the school of people who don't do research of the reality of the thing or the unreality of the thing. In all the movies I've done, I've never done any research.

I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.

I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.

Where do you go when you die? The same place you were before you were born; nowhere! It's over!