Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, don't sit in the dark hiding. It's easy to hide and shout and waste people's time.

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?

Revolution was written into the U.S. Constitution so it's like they're in a constant state of revolution. But then again, happiness is written into their constitution as well, which makes them pretty unique.

I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.

Acting is a different discipline. On stage I'm free to say what I please. But the change is very good for ya.

So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?

I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.