Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, don't sit in the dark hiding. It's easy to hide and shout and waste people's time.

I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.

Whenever I wear something expensive it looks stolen.

Where do you go when you die? The same place you were before you were born; nowhere! It's over!

Nothing means anything here. When they pull down an outstanding building, no one objects. Oh, maybe there's a wee protest from some collectors or something who take a picture of it before it vanishes.

Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.

I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.