Don't tell me how to do my job. I don't come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up.
Billy ConnollyOnce you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it would be patronising to go and talk like a welder. Welding's a mystery to me now. You can't go back, your life changes every day.
Billy ConnollyI've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
Billy ConnollySometimes there's a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I've ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the pinnacle of that tack.
Billy Connolly