It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.

I was brought up as a Catholic. I've got A-level guilt.

American sex shops are the most bizarre. They sell these inflatable dolls, but they also sell just the head -- supposedly for people to drive along the highway with.

Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do.

The more you know the less the better.

There's nothing better than a fight, especially when you're watching it from a safe place. You can yell encouragement! Hit him with the left, he's a big Jessie!

The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started.