I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.

I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God, but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do.

I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.

If you haven't heard a good rumour by 11:00am, start one.

A well-balanced person has a drink in each hand.

I'm one of the school of people who don't do research of the reality of the thing or the unreality of the thing. In all the movies I've done, I've never done any research.

Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint.