The strangest thing is at tea breaks, or coffee breaks or lunch, you forget you're a zombie. And you're talking about politics to somebody at the table and you forget that you have a bullet hole in your forehead.

A lot of people are too easily offended. Religious people, for instance. They've been offending other people for centuries.

Avoid people who say they know the answer. Keep the company of people who are trying to understand the question.

Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?

Politically correct is the language of cowardice.

Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do.

If you haven't heard a good rumour by 11:00am, start one.