I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce.

I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing.

I just believe in the movie. I don't care what the book was like. I don't care what the previous film was like or other films were like. I care only about the script I've got.

I don't aim to offend.

Politically correct is the language of cowardice.

Wisdom isn't an old guy on top of a mountain in a loin cloth. It isn't an answer. It's a question.

My advice to you, if you want to lose a bit of weight: don't eat anything that comes in a bucket. Buckets are the kitchen utensils of the farmyard.