I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce.

Don't work out, work in.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

[To audience members who were arriving late] You haven't missed a thing, I was just killing time 'til you got here.

I've been very lucky because I've always had movies to do. So if I got bored between shows a movie would turn up.

People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

Avoid people who say they know the answer. Keep the company of people who are trying to understand the question.