Whenever I wear something expensive it looks stolen.

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?

Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?

Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it would be patronising to go and talk like a welder. Welding's a mystery to me now. You can't go back, your life changes every day.

I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.

A well-balanced person has a drink in each hand.

Outgrew the media... The negativity felt like a disease.