The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.

I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.

If you're going to do an interview about a movie or anything like that, you're vulnerable. You say stupid things. Or if you're applying for a green card you feel very vulnerable and you're likely to spout out something stupid in the middle of it all.

I've been very lucky because I've always had movies to do. So if I got bored between shows a movie would turn up.

Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.

My advice to you, if you want to lose a bit of weight: don't eat anything that comes in a bucket. Buckets are the kitchen utensils of the farmyard.

People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.