Politically correct is the language of cowardice.

I love fishing. It's transcendental meditation with a punchline.

Acting is a different discipline. On stage I'm free to say what I please. But the change is very good for ya.

Why are there no windows in the toilets on aeroplanes? To protect you from the most dedicated perverts on the planet, hanging off the wing to get a peep?

[To audience members who were arriving late] You haven't missed a thing, I was just killing time 'til you got here.

Try to catch a trout and experience the glorious feeling of letting it go and seeing it swimming away.

Wisdom isn't an old guy on top of a mountain in a loin cloth. It isn't an answer. It's a question.