Revolution was written into the U.S. Constitution so it's like they're in a constant state of revolution. But then again, happiness is written into their constitution as well, which makes them pretty unique.

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.

I'm a huge film star... but you have to hurry to the movies, because I usually die in the first 15 f--ing minutes. I'm the only guy I know who died in a f--ing Muppet movie.

I've been very lucky because I've always had movies to do. So if I got bored between shows a movie would turn up.

When I was 12, we went from Glasgow to Aberdeen on a school trip. It was called fresh air fortnight.

It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.