Revolution was written into the U.S. Constitution so it's like they're in a constant state of revolution. But then again, happiness is written into their constitution as well, which makes them pretty unique.

The zombie sex, I have no idea. It must be like tantric sex.

I don't understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I'm amazed what people come up with when they look at them. There's one of a figure with two heads that somebody thought must be a comment on the state of matrimony. None of it is a comment on anything.

I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.

I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.

It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.

People die all the time. It's just that you're not around.