I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning. ... That can keep me awake for days.

People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint.

Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.

Try to catch a trout and experience the glorious feeling of letting it go and seeing it swimming away.

There's no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes.

American sex shops are the most bizarre. They sell these inflatable dolls, but they also sell just the head -- supposedly for people to drive along the highway with.