I became a welder. I was actually becoming an Engineer and I joined the wrong queue. And so I became a welder, without knowing what a welder was.

In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it's folded.

Avoid people who say they know the answer. Keep the company of people who are trying to understand the question.

I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days.

So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?

I love fishing. It's transcendental meditation with a punchline.

Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.