If I had a hammer, there'd be no more folksingers.

Outgrew the media... The negativity felt like a disease.

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your ass?

Without arts programmes there's only reality TV, and reality TV needs the arts to show it what reality is.

I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.

Never trust people who've only got one book.

I think of my life as a series of moments and I've found that the great moments often don't have too much to them. They're not huge, complicated events; they're just magical wee moments when somebody says 'I love you' or 'You're a really good at what you do' or simply 'You're a good person'.