Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your ass?
Billy ConnollyI've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
Billy ConnollyI think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.
Billy Connolly