Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swear words.

A lot of people are too easily offended. Religious people, for instance. They've been offending other people for centuries.

I loathe hecklers. I haven't got a good syllable to say. When you come out of the club circuit and into the concert hall, they should be gone. There's an element of manners that should tell you that the ticket is dear and it's a different venue.

Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?

I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.

When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.