There's no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes.

People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it's folded.

Scotland has the only football team in the world that does a lap of disgrace.

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?

Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.

I still do my comedy and my performance stuff and my acting so it's not all-consuming. But I do find myself drawing more and more these days.