I loved Japan. I used to read a lot about it when I was a child. And I always wanted to go. And it was delightful. I absolutely loved it. What a smashing place.

Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swear words.

Don't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're bastards, and they do it on purpose.

I've always liked it here. Part of me is Irish. My family comes from the west coast, so whenever I come to Ireland I get a wee tingling in my heart that I'm where I belong.

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.

Try to live in a place you like.