Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?

When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?

Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?

I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

It's my mind, and I reserve the right to change it as often as I like.