When I was 12, we went from Glasgow to Aberdeen on a school trip. It was called fresh air fortnight.

Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?

Never trust anybody with only one book.

Chic Murray once told me he fell in the street, and a woman said to him, "Did you fall?" He said, "No, I'm tryin' to break a bar of chocolate in my back pocket."

As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It's something they reserve just for me.

I'd never consciously left home to see a zombie movie. They were fine by me, but I had no intention of ever being in one. But I've been learning more about it as I've been doing interviews. I didn't even know there were specialist zombie magazines and clubs. I heard the other day that a radio station had asked people if they`d made preparations for an attack by zombies, and a staggering number of people replied yes!

If you don't know how to meditate at least try to spend some time every day just sitting.