The religion in Scotland is one of the most patronising things... after the weather.
Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.
If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
I love fishing. It's transcendental meditation with a punchline.
If you don't know how to meditate at least try to spend some time every day just sitting.