I've always liked it here. Part of me is Irish. My family comes from the west coast, so whenever I come to Ireland I get a wee tingling in my heart that I'm where I belong.

I love fishing. It's transcendental meditation with a punchline.

Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally, I think its bollocks!!

I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.

If you don't know how to meditate at least try to spend some time every day just sitting.

Honestly some folk will take offence at anything, I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop, all I asked was "How are you getting on?"

As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It's something they reserve just for me.