When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

I don't like the beach. I think we have no business at the beach at all, as a species. We don't belong in the sea. The sea is full of things that bite us, sting us, hurt the soles of our feet, and it's extremely cold. When are we gonna take the hint that the things that live in the sea don't like us?

I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you.

Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.

I can't believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.

I don't understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I'm amazed what people come up with when they look at them. There's one of a figure with two heads that somebody thought must be a comment on the state of matrimony. None of it is a comment on anything.

I still do my comedy and my performance stuff and my acting so it's not all-consuming. But I do find myself drawing more and more these days.