When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

I am totally, absolutely romantic. When I broke up with a girl I would listen to the most heart-breaking music and make it worse. That's what girls do. I think I am a girl really.

The world needs more Edwin Morgans, people who can take the language and swing it round their heads and don't care what you think.

Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.

I love fishing. It's transcendental meditation with a punchline.

I'd never consciously left home to see a zombie movie. They were fine by me, but I had no intention of ever being in one. But I've been learning more about it as I've been doing interviews. I didn't even know there were specialist zombie magazines and clubs. I heard the other day that a radio station had asked people if they`d made preparations for an attack by zombies, and a staggering number of people replied yes!

I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God, but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do.