Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do.
A fart is just your arse applauding.
Politically correct is the language of cowardice.
A woman's mind is as complex as the contents of her handbag; even when you get to the bottom of it, there is ALWAYS something at the bottom to surprise you!
I'm not going to throw away the hand of friendship to suit 100 Trotskyites in Glasgow.
Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's easy - you simply look under the kilt, and if it's a quarter-pounder, you know it's a McDonald's.