What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find?
Billy ConnollyWisdom isn't an old guy on top of a mountain in a loin cloth. It isn't an answer. It's a question.
Billy ConnollyWhen I was 12, we went from Glasgow to Aberdeen on a school trip. It was called fresh air fortnight.
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