I used to be a folk singer, but I was... dreadful. I had a voice like a goose farting in the fog.

If you're going to do an interview about a movie or anything like that, you're vulnerable. You say stupid things. Or if you're applying for a green card you feel very vulnerable and you're likely to spout out something stupid in the middle of it all.

Don't vote, it only encourages them.

Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.

Politically correct is the language of cowardice.

Acting is a different discipline. On stage I'm free to say what I please. But the change is very good for ya.

I've never done a comedy club in my life. It's weird because I don't have the same background as most comics. I don't have a history of going up and only doing eight minutes.