I used to be a folk singer, but I was... dreadful. I had a voice like a goose farting in the fog.

If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?

Revolution was written into the U.S. Constitution so it's like they're in a constant state of revolution. But then again, happiness is written into their constitution as well, which makes them pretty unique.

My advice to you, if you want to lose a bit of weight: don't eat anything that comes in a bucket. Buckets are the kitchen utensils of the farmyard.

I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.

The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the optimism, I wanted to see New York being built. I wanted to see all that, you know.

It's my mind, and I reserve the right to change it as often as I like.