Nothing means anything here. When they pull down an outstanding building, no one objects. Oh, maybe there's a wee protest from some collectors or something who take a picture of it before it vanishes.

I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you.

The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one.

Without arts programmes there's only reality TV, and reality TV needs the arts to show it what reality is.

American sex shops are the most bizarre. They sell these inflatable dolls, but they also sell just the head -- supposedly for people to drive along the highway with.

I'm not going to throw away the hand of friendship to suit 100 Trotskyites in Glasgow.

Why are there no windows in the toilets on aeroplanes? To protect you from the most dedicated perverts on the planet, hanging off the wing to get a peep?