Don't work out, work in.

Try to catch a trout and experience the glorious feeling of letting it go and seeing it swimming away.

Don't tell me how to do my job. I don't come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up.

My advice to you, if you want to lose a bit of weight: don't eat anything that comes in a bucket. Buckets are the kitchen utensils of the farmyard.

A well-balanced person has a drink in each hand.

There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.

I think of my life as a series of moments and I've found that the great moments often don't have too much to them. They're not huge, complicated events; they're just magical wee moments when somebody says 'I love you' or 'You're a really good at what you do' or simply 'You're a good person'.