It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.
Billy ConnollyWhen you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
Billy ConnollyWhen I read 'Be real, don't get caught acting,' I thought, 'How the hell do you do that?'.
Billy Connolly