Don't work out, work in.

Never trust people who've only got one book.

What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering? It has to be a McChicken burger...a chicken burger gets blank looks. Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it into your McEyes, you f**cking McTosser!

As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It's something they reserve just for me.

A lot of people are too easily offended. Religious people, for instance. They've been offending other people for centuries.

The more you know the less the better.

Acting is a different discipline. On stage I'm free to say what I please. But the change is very good for ya.