Don't work out, work in.

Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.

[To audience members who were arriving late] You haven't missed a thing, I was just killing time 'til you got here.

Sometimes there's a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I've ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the pinnacle of that tack.

All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers, give a cow a good fright, entangle a Yorkshire terrier for life, and is nasty stuff made by greedy men.

Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do.

Revolution was written into the U.S. Constitution so it's like they're in a constant state of revolution. But then again, happiness is written into their constitution as well, which makes them pretty unique.