On George W Bush: That man sits at that desk in the White House with the button that can end the world. My father's younger than him and we don't give him the controls for the television.
Billy ConnollyI have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.
Billy ConnollyDon't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're bastards, and they do it on purpose.
Billy Connolly