I quit drinking. That was a big problem for a lot of years. Then after that, I just started feeling grateful again.

Bambi, to a kid, was scary.

When I've gotten criticism, it's that it's too long, too soft, didn't hit the government hard enough. Then when I do hit the government, they go, What's he doing hitting the government?

I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from Soap.

You give up your dream, you give up.

Those are all real things that I experienced, not with [my daughters] growing up but with the, you know - I'm trying not to step into something and get a call, "Dad why'd you say that?"! But we'd go to games [where score wasn't kept], and I'd get it, but I wouldn't get it, because I think there's a real value in winners and losers, in not everybody getting a trophy - it makes you work hard, you appreciate what it takes, to say, "Why didn't we win?" You shouldn't be condemned for losing.

I didn't rebel as a child. I missed that angry teenager thing.