In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it.

It's money. I remember it from when I was single

You give up your dream, you give up.

Bambi, to a kid, was scary.

I always was a performer, from the time I was little. It was always a natural place for me to be.

Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar.

Those are all real things that I experienced, not with [my daughters] growing up but with the, you know - I'm trying not to step into something and get a call, "Dad why'd you say that?"! But we'd go to games [where score wasn't kept], and I'd get it, but I wouldn't get it, because I think there's a real value in winners and losers, in not everybody getting a trophy - it makes you work hard, you appreciate what it takes, to say, "Why didn't we win?" You shouldn't be condemned for losing.