In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it.

I have 40-something intros [that Davis Jr. did]; all are different, none of them happened. And it was hilarious.

I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish.

At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn't have something to say on a nightly basis.

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.

Change is such hard work.