People ask me all the time, ALL the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, 'Bo, you're an artist... how do we fix Africa?'
For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.