I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I'm thankful for all of you. I am not thankful for the pilgrims. Buckles should never be on hats.

I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.

If I have enough money to support myself, I'll just give stuff away. I just, I want people to see it and I want to be able to do this for a living, you know what I mean? So it's just a balance. If I'm not doing well for five years, then I'm selling stuff, but if I'm doing well and I can afford to give stuff away, I'll always do that.

In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.