I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

People give me money and I don't know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.

Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?

I see young people being dismissed for supposedly wanting only "stupid" and "easy" material, or that they don't have an attention span longer than three minutes. I disagree with all those statements; I just think they aren't true. I'm saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don't know if I'm doing that, but I'm trying.