Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.
Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
What's that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I'll get AIDS? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.
If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.