When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.

If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.

My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.

I'm a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun.

Love is all about... whistles.

Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.

When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.