When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.

For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.

Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.

It's not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage. I feel more like I'm doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.

When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.

When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.