When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.

I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

I don't consciously try to make things difficult as much as I try to make them a little different. I like all kinds of laughs. I tried to make a show that elicit groans, guffaws, chuckles, boos.

I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.

I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.