I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.

Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.

I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don't want to construct the show to prove something.

Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.

My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It's more like a character that's sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.

I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.