I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.

I'm bored way too easily. I'm staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?

Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.