Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I've got a cousin who is 18... Yeah, still believes in gay marriage.
For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.
If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die.