Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.

People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.

The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor?

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.

Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?