I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.