I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don't want to construct the show to prove something.

Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop's another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you're talking about how good a hip-hop artist you are. It's like a painter painting a panting of himself painting a painting.

The average person has one Fallopian tube.

I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.

I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don't want to construct the show to prove something.

I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.

I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.