There's a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that's a bit blurred in my mind.

Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

I'm happy with what I'm doing. I try not to focus on how I've changed. I just try to focus on what I'm doing now.

Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.

The strength of comedy is I don't have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.