I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

I'm interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they're scary, and they're important to think about. I'm also wary about the fact that if you don't proceed with caution and understand what you're doing, you understand these things are realities that you're dealing with, they're real things.

Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

I got a safe full of cherries 'cause I pop it and lock it.

Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.