I'm a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun.
The average person has one Fallopian tube.
We're having a traditional Thanksgiving - turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.
If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.
Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.