I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.

There's a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that's a bit blurred in my mind.

I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.

I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.