I think no matter what you do, a certain amount of people are going to call you a sellout, somehow, you know. If I ever start trying to make a living on it.

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.

Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.

People give me money and I don't know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.

My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.

I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.

Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.