I'm happy with what I'm doing. I try not to focus on how I've changed. I just try to focus on what I'm doing now.

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.

We're having a traditional Thanksgiving - turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.

People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.

Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.

For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.