I'm happy with what I'm doing. I try not to focus on how I've changed. I just try to focus on what I'm doing now.

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.

There's a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that's a bit blurred in my mind.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.

I'm a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun.