I'm happy with what I'm doing. I try not to focus on how I've changed. I just try to focus on what I'm doing now.

I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.

I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.

I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.