If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn't respect that.

My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.

I'm a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun.

I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.

The biggest danger, for me, with making yourself your act is that a lot of people with think they know you for better or worse. That's an ongoing struggle with me and it can get really trippy sometimes. I try to be strong about it and assure myself that only my close friends and family can really pass judgement on me personally, but it's impossible to not let it get to you.

I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.

I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.