If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn't respect that.

I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don't want to construct the show to prove something.

Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.

I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.

I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.

I'm a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun.

Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.