I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

People give me money and I don't know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.

What's that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I'll get AIDS? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.

I just like to write and then perform.

My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I'm going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.

Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.