I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.

I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor?

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.

The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.

Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.

That's what YouTube's become, it's become like a lot of vloggers capitalizing on this sort of like "My fans, I love my fans, hey guys." I've grown up and kind of been disgusted by that. I think it's using people, I think it's like encouraging something that's unhealthy, telling people you love them. "I love you." Oh really, you love your fans? You love the people that give you money and attention? Of course you do, that's not selfless that you love your fans, that's ridiculous.