What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.
Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.