My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.

When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.

I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.

I never felt like I was stealing anyone's fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I'm going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.

I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.