My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.

My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It's more like a character that's sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy

The average person has one Fallopian tube.

I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.

I'm happy with what I'm doing. I try not to focus on how I've changed. I just try to focus on what I'm doing now.

If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.